dopernose:

I was trying to throw my set up

(via squeaktoy)

georgai:

shihji:

hold up im gonna need a minute

does your chest always go red when you jerk it

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brodave:

when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me

(via tumbledore-)

vanillish:

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours

(via tumbledore-)

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

(via ohhaaaidii)

phar-tribe-clan:

Slick Rick!

(Source: dirty-mef)

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jteezyyy:

Life is being an asshole 2 me rn💀

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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